Focusing on positives, I want it all to happen, exactly like this (yes I am a control freak):
Get admitted
Get valium
Smear my body in Emla
Have a peaceful nights sleep (lol)
Get valium
In morning see haemo nurse for Factor
Get Factor levels done, 100% clotting, perfect
Go to surgery
Straighforward cannulisation
Go to sleep
Don't die
Wake up breathing ;) without splitting head and every cell of my existence crying out for fluid(yeah dream on)
Take shit loads of top quality pain relief
Don't move very much
Re-apply make up and nail polish
Take shit loadsa pain relief
Read muchos
Graciously accept visitors
Get loads of sleep (dream on)
Get valium
Get central line whipped out painlessly-actually this wasnt bad at all last time, just I'd taken so much dihydrocodeine and valium I nearly rolled right off the bed!
Get discharged
Not be depressed or traumatised!
Have acrylic nails done
Go to hairdresser for some more enhancement to my natural hues ;)
Go on holiday
See, I'm not unreasonable.
1 comment:
Hey! And not forgetting a nice big shot of adrenalin & soma and a couple of yummy pataki cakes;)
Speed standard by 12!
TELLEEEPOOORRRT NOOOWWWW!!
Jæx
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