I could make a film, And make you my star, You'd be a natural, The way you are

*bows and thanks the aesir for MSN chat relay* Names ** to protect anonimity.

C* says: after the tranny night, i took a bloke back to his, dressed him up as a woman and then flogged his arse

C* says:it were well fun

It says:WOW!

It says:I'm living a sheltered life

C* says:i kept havin to ask gerri to help me with the lingo, its been many years

C* says:lol

It says:HA HA I think it goes summat like 'you like that don't you, you filthy slut!' It's all in the annunciation I find.

C* says:i kept goin blank

C* says:lol

C* says:its was fuckin great

It says: you're life's like a soft cell video!

C* says:lol what tainted love?

It says:lol sex dwarf mi dear

C* says:oh never seen it, i know i'm short but there's no need to be so rude!

It says:LOL'luring disco dollies to a life of vice'. Its a banned video petal xx

C* says: hehe this guy is a closet transvestite

It says:What er water closet, he cottages too? ....There's meat and dwarves and nakedness and collars and whippings and chains

C* says:asian, the guy i took back

C* says:he was well fit

It says:wow, yeah ok, oh christ he's not a struck off Doctor who's changed his name by deedpoll to James Bond is he?

C* says:that sounds well good...nakedness.......chains. Er no I don't think he has

C* says:and we gave him his first ever p***

It says: erm ... where was I .... luring disco dollies to a life of vice?!?!?!?!?!? and er phew, that would have been just like a bit too strange!

C* says: i've got a flock of cock lined up man, and it just keeps gettin bigger

It says:oh christ my sides are aching

C* says:some of them bitches need takin down

It says:"I got a flock of cock lined up"LOLOL, you have teh turn of phrase, the command of the English language I could never quite er... esteem to man-handle

Sadly the original vid is still banned!