"March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. It's like a perpetual love machine!"
- Tom Birdsey (founder of Steak and Blowjob Day)
http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/
The Fiend
- 'A friend who bleeds is better'
- Leeds, Gods Own County, United Kingdom
- "I saw 2 shooting stars last night, I wished on them but they were only satellites. It's wrong to wish on space-hardware..."-Christ that says about all you never need to know about my maturity, posting song lyrics. Jeez. Permanent existential crisis.Aspiring drop-out. "Always forgive your enemies,nothing annoys them so much."-Oscar Wilde "Regret,is part of being alive,just keep it a small part."- Kerr Avon Enjoys: music,some arty shit, street art,indie movies,giggage,dressing up, company(people,pets,amoeba), the great outdoors(from a car),laughing which leads us neatly to... nitrous oxide,the extremes of life-from a safe viewing platform,emotionality(this is different from 'emo').Photography(although I don't have anything other than a camera phone lol that makes me phony!).A friend who's dressed in leather.A friend who bleeds is better?Well that has to be proven,I refer to blood/bleeding a bit in this blog-as it's one of the things I do best-I have von Willebrands type 3 a severe bleeding disorder similar to severe Haemophilia A Hates: bleeding publically, pomposity,wasps, needles,narrow minds,MRI scanners,massive supermarkets,malls.
2 comments:
Would it be ok if I had chicken?
;)x
What happens if you are vegetarian? I suppose skip the main and go straight to just desserts huh?!
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